March 2012
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin without a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
When you were little and something inappropriate...
Your parents are like “Close your eyes”
And you’re like “Let me see”
Pet peeve
One of my top pet peeves is when someone chats me on facebook asking me to like their photo. You know if i like your photo i’ll like it, no need to ask me to go a head and like it, if i don’t like it in the first place.
Two when people you haven’t talk to in while go ahead and get in to all your business like their good friends with you. Trying to start drama.
Okay am done....
