So this little kid in my line saw some gay boys...
kid: *whispers* dad those boys are holding hands like girls do
kid: thats so silly why are they doing that?
father: because they like each other. when you like someone you hold their hand.
kid: even boys?
father: even boys.
Reblog if you're single, yet you always seem to...
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?